hahahahaha thats not funny

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Justin Bieber

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

7

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

why is my phone broken i dropped it

a fish swimming in the water swims

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

a man said hi.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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