What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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