- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

A ginger was with his friends

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

You see how lame this is?

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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