What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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Misner is a twat.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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