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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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