Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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religion

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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He walked in a bar

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Knock knock Come in

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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