What are we then hypocrites?

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

WEED!

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

What's 9+10? 19

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

Queens Park rangers

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

two cannables walk in to McDonalds

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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