A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

You see how lame this is?

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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