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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

hey bill!

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

I said I hate niiggers

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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