How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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hot diggity dog

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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