- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

A man makes a sandwich.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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