- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

whats 69+2? 71

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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