How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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My children are huge mistakes.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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