What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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Gangnam style

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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