How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Anti Joke

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