Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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