I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Knock knock. Racism.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Spinabifita

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Compton

Moo! I'm a goat!

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

knock knock Labrinth come in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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