- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

a man said hi.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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