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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

full house

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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