Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

what does a chair look like? a chair.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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