What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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Thumbs this up

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Basically copying you.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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