A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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