How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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