A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

Roses come in a variety of colors.

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...