69- by Adam Chebali

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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Catholicism.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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