- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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