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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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