- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

No thank you, I don't like violence

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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