whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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hi

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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lol a man is drowning

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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