have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What black and has children A black man

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

A woman walks into a bar.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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