People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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civil rights

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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