A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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WEED!

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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im watching you..

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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