- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cool Brian

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

gay marriage.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Women's rights...

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Yo mama's fat.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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