A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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Vagina.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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