- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

Politics

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

A seal walks into a club.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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