- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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