What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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A man walks into a bar

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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