- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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