- Anti Joke

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Autism speaks but not really

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady