Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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