- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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