what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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