200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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What's up brah brah

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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