- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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