Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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women's rights

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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Anti Joke

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