What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Hey Eliz, just a final thought, if and when I die (hey I am your step dad after all, dont forget I am four years older than you now! So ill die first anyway, hopefully) Promise me that you will call me on the phone and either yell SNAKE ANSWER ME SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Or BOSS ANSWER ME BOOOOOOOOOOSS! Never mind, I never liked videogames ironically, but hey, its funny, Suddenly this Boss guy shows up, and I feel like I have something in common with someone! A game character anyway, and its a fucking boring game too, just sneaking around, then you got to well pay people to build shit and I shut it off by then... ...Finally the nurses are here... Those guys again, hey guys, I cant speak nor remember what button to press to delete shit, but I heard bogosexuals with an h, dont get the message, you see the man with broken fingers there, go get me female nurses or... They sleeping? And not with me? Okay guys, get me out of here, I am humiliating myself in front of my uh... Frienddaughtersisterthing as for the rest of you fucks, has it ever seemed like I have ever cared about your inferior opinions above my superhuma... I am drun or something huh guys? 60 MG valium? You fucking murderers! Well will that other dru.. Fine then... Nero The End? Seriously flaggots! I cant stop typing, just get me out of this... Wheelchair? When did that happen? Well roll me out then! And please you know, fill that code thing and the terms and all that.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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<=3 penis

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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