wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees an officer standing on a street corner and a pile of burning rubble behind him. He asks the officer what happened and he replies "A bomb fell from the sky and annihilated the city orphanage. 214 children were killed and two nearby families of 3 and 6 were severely injured and are now in the hospital with no hope of survival." The man was found dead later that week with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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