- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

roses are red violets should be purple

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

leon harney ya pikey

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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