Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

A black man in a country bar.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

woman..parallel parking

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

squirrels with massive bonerss

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

penis haha

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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