What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Womens Rights

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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PENIS

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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