full house

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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