Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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WHAT????

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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hot diggity dog

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