why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Knock Knock Go Away

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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