Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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penis

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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I was born.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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