- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

i have an apple. now suck my dick

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

a horse nibbled a baby

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Poop swing

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

The joke below is absolute shit.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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