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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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U mad?

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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