- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

What time is it? Refrigerator

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

What's brown and sticky? A Stick

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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