What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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NEVER

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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