- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

"33"

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

civil rights

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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