- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

My parents have an open marriage.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

The MLS

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Michel Moor on a die...

whats worse than school? Summer school

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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