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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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