- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

This is not a joke

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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