how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Where's my tractor?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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anti jokes are for fags

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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