- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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