Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Because she has down's syndrome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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A man sat on a chair

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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