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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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