- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Women's rights

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

A black man in a country bar.

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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