Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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Poop

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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The government

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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