- Anti Joke

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Wait what? I did not type that!

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Donald Trump.