Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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The Game.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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