What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Donald Trump.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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