Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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