- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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