What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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