- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Lil' Wayne

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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