An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

religion

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Women's Rights

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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