Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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