- Anti Joke

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Can I ask you a question? You just did