What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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i love to lick...

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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