- Anti Joke

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.