Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

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