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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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