- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Dylan is gay

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.