- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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