Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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