So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Gangnam style

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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