What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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