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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

Lets go Yankees

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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