Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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