- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Michel Moor on a die...

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

why was the boy sad? because.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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