Neither have I

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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404 Error: Joke not found

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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