What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

you and your family will die tonight

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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