What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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book 'em danno

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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This joke is funny

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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