What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Women's rights

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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