- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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