my mind's eye?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Women's rights

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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