Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

Daym im romantic

What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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