Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Donald Trump

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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you lose.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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r u smart..... or ur black

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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