- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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