- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Anti-jokes are funny.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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