- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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