What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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